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HBO has unveiled three mostly spoiler-free pictures from the upcoming episode. In one, Tyrion can be seen dressed in his best clothes with a dour look on his face, while in another he can be seen dining with Tywin Lannister at a fancy dinner. What does he have to celebrate? One of three possible nuptials, perhaps?

In the other image, Daenerys and Missendei can be seen standing in a fancy bathing chamber. Considering Dany was last seen outside Yunkai, it could be that she has now made her way inside the wealthy city — but as an invader, or an ally?

Here’s the synopsis of “Second Sons”:

King’s Landing hosts a wedding, and Tyrion and Sansa spend the night together. Daenerys meets the Titan’s Bastard. Davos (Liam Cunningham) demands proof from Melisandre. Sam (John Bradley) and Gilly (Hannah Murray) meet an older gentleman.

“Game of Thrones” airs Sundays on HBO at 9 p.m. ET.

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